The cheeseburger (if you get the Corner Bistro burger it comes mantled with cheese and bacon) contains a soft and chewy cheap sesame bun, just to aid lifting the burger to your mouth but not to detract from the beefiness of the patty-which is like two hockey pucks stacked on top of each other, mustard, ketchup, the superfluous iceberg lettuce leaf and mealy tomato (discard, please), and pickles. It is a true dream of a burger. They also have pints of McSorely's Dark for 3$.
How could you not want to eat this?