Friday, January 25, 2008

A Favorite


This is Champ. He guards the records at Vortex, a little thrift store on Montrose that has a dozen Freddy Krueger hands still in the wrapping. We think he would be a great beau for Capt. Sensible but supposedly he is a she! (Impossible) If you took three kitties and smashed them together he would still be bigger and heavier. That pillow he is sitting on is a couch cushion.

1 comment:

Nicole said...

jumbo says champ is a huge fat-ass poser. jumbo says "weigh that motherfucker" and implied in broken english that all her girth was simply fluffed up fur. jumbo is made of 100% jiggle fat.